Wednesday 6 January 2010

Happy New Year!! (albeit a little belated ).


Right so really it's about time I made some new year's resolutions which I shall endeavor to fulfill but will no doubt sack off or forget about in a week or two......

1. Aim to become a PARAGON of TIME KEEPING.
Subsection A: ATTEND ALL LECTURES....even the 9 o'clocks.

2. EAT HEALTHILY all day every day.
subsection A: there will be no more take aways.

3. Ensure that no matter how dull, all DVC work is not left until the night before.
subsection A: no matter how much more exciting it seems to crank out 2500 words in a night rather than 2 weeks, remember you'll get  premature grey hairs and they are unattractive on all levels.

4. Keep one's ROOM TIDY AT ALL TIMES. If it doesn't look like you've got OCD, you're not doing it right; THE HOOVER IS YOUR FRIEND.
subsection A: No matter how tempting it is, endeavor to not curse at, beat or kick henry the hoover, he still won't turn corners, if anything he'll topple over more to spite you.

5. Start using your FILOFAX again, you're a DRIP WITHOUT IT.
Subsection A: ORGANISATION is KEY.

6. Marry GERARD BUTLER and have HIS BABIES.

7. KEEP ALL OF THE ABOVE and if you don't recycle them next year.


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